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It's a little late-breaking, but due to popular demand, we'll address the issue of Britney Spears' Letter of Truth. Britney, Britney, Britney. You prattle on about how hard you're working on a letter to your fans to explain why, exactly, you've gone retarded, but what do we get?

I know now that my knee gave out on me this past summer so that I would have no choice but to stop. My body was shutting down and needed rest. It's funny how the Man upstairs works. Right now, I have to go— I really want to watch "Saved" with Mandy Moore and re-runs of "Sex and the City." I want to enjoy all of the simple things that I missed over the past few years due to working way too much.

Oh, shut the fuck up.
Britney's Letter To Fans [Britney Spears]
Is This Britney Spears' Letter Of Truth? [Stereogum]