Short Ends: Harvey Escapes The Health Department
—Miramax morale report, quickie version: ex-Maxer calls the health department about human chimney Harvey Weinstein's indoor-smoking habit, but Harv passes the inspection.
—LAist interviews LA.comfidential's Laurie Pike, who's Cincinatti born but finds earthquakes "psychically cleansing." She belongs to L.A. now.
—Open All Night points out some mystery bruises on Pamela Anderson's arm. Is she into the rough stuff? She might be able to swap stories with Angelina Jolie. UPDATE: A reliable source informs us that Pan's "bruises" are birthmarks that are normally airbrushed/pancaked out of existence.
—Shameless cross-promotion department: Sister site Fleshbot goes from porn-enhtusiast to full-blown porn purveyor, as Fleshbot Films will release some truly weird Ed Wood erotic flicks.