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We had heard rumors and innuendo, but we're getting the confirmation we so desperately needed: our beloved, beleagured, marching-powder aficionado Mary-Kate Olsen has left NYU and returned to Los Angeles for a little R-and-R (rest and, um, rehab?). While personal guard dog Michael Pagnotta denies that Mary-Kate has fully dropped out, sources close to the rodent twin claim her return to Los Angeles is indefinite.

MARY-KATE, PLEASE COME BACK TO US. New York promises not to make you go to classes, deprive you of drugs, or force you to eat any more sushi than you're ready to eat. We just want to be close to you, nothing more.
MK Books It Outta Class [Lowdown]