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· Three prisoners at Camp Cupcake, the cushy prison Martha Stewart is calling home, have been disciplined for talking to the press. Meanwhile, Martha has been reduced to borrowing makeup from other inmates and we suspect the mascara was a shameful, drugstore brand. [Page Six]
· Ron Perelman's fight to keep neighborhood cafe Le Bilboquet from opening a sidewalk cafe on his precious block is over, as the city has approved the bistro's plans. Aw, poor gazillionaire Ron. [R&M (2nd item)]
· Investigative journalism gets serious with 20/20's John Stossel, who will be doing a piece on whether or not gaydar actually exists. In Stossel's case, we're going to say yes. [Page Six]
· Mary-Kate Olsen still hasn't returned to New York, although her reps insist she's not having a relapse. That term implies that she had been rehabilitated in the first place, of course. [Lowdown]