Short Ends: The Lindsay Lohan Boob Song
—It's one thing to ruminate on the timeless "Lindsay Lohan: Fake or Real?" question, but it's quite another to write a song about it. And when you set that song to some disturbing animation, well, you've really crossed the line. [via Screenhead]
—The NY Daily News' Lloyd Grove solidifies his position as the preeminent expert on Mary-Kate Olsen's current stay in Los Angeles.
—Toronto's Better Living Centre blog details the runaway productions shooting in "Hollywood North." Are they trying to taunt us with tales of low-budget Shannon Elizabeth movies on the loose in Canada? We're e-mailing the Governator right away.
—I Heart Huckabees character Tommy Corn has a blog. Or he had a blog, since he's seriously slacked off since late September. Shouldn't promotional blogs have a better work ethic? [via Blogging.la]