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We might be sports-retarded, but we certainly know and pay attention when there's a major NYC sociodrama involving tight white pants. So, yes, we watched the game. Or tried to, anyhow, because IT WAS BORING! We didn't even have fun getting drunk. Then there was something about the Yankees blowing a big series lead...we don't even know what happened. What we do know is that watching that shit was worse than bad sex, but just as disappointing.

On the bright side, we've managed to stare at this picture long enough to mentally misconstrue it into something hot.
Yankees Meet Ruthless End [NYDN]
[image via AP]