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We're pleased to announce that Saturday Night Live's Ashlee Simpson catastrophe has merited its own -gate, resulting in the much-deserved moniker Ashleegate:

ASHLEEGATE: Ashlee Simpson is having the worst week of her life, and it's only Monday! Will the "Saturday Night Live" lip-synch debacle end her career? Too soon to tell. But I for one couldn't be more amused. Catching the live gaffe made up for sitting through one of the worst episodes of the show in years. And boy, did she mishandle that non-apology at the end ... did Bush write it?

Which reminds me: I've been so busy trolling the Internets for new video mash-ups of Miss Simpson's talent malfunction, I haven't thought about the depressing election forecast for hours! So Ashlee, if you're reading this, thank you for the most awkward 30 seconds of live television since guest VJ Courtney Love ran out of hillbilly heroin on MTV2. Watching Ashlee Simpson make a fool of herself: A. Realizing that even I'm a better dancer than Ashlee Simpson: A+ — Scott Lapatine

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