· Celebrity Halloween rundown: same sexy costume schtick, different year. But wait! Chloe Sevigny holds a "Night Of 1000 Morrisseys" party. [Page Six]
· Mel Gibson is considering an adaptation of My Glorious Brothers, a story about the uprising of the Maccabees. We can't wait to see how he makes this one anti-semitic. [Lowdown]
· Kirstie Alley's publicist, when not fending off questions about her client's massive weight gain, once had to wet-nurse Kirstie's baby possum. Can existence get any worse? [Page Six]
· It's a cross-promotional, synergistic wet dream come true: Madonna to model for Versace's spring line? [R&M]