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So you think that a supporting player from Twin Peaks turning out at the polls was a Lynchian experience? You don't know Lynchian until you've seen him getting out to vote in the Valley:

While voting today at Valley Village school on Woodrow Wilson I said hi to David Lynch and wife Mary as he was leaving.

David Lynch is nice and all, but we're still breathlessly awaiting stories of Paris Hilton cramming three people into a voting booth and hosting a democracy-enhancing coke party. The polls don't close for hours, so we're holding out hope...