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· Kevin Federline's baby mama, Shar Jackson, is telling people that Britney Spears is pregnant. Which surprises us not so much. [Page Six]
· Vote Or Die spokesmodels Paris Hilton, 50 Cent and Ludacris aren't even registered to vote. Let's blame the next four years on these three, okay? [Lowdown]
· SNL alum David Spade dumps Maxim girl Krista Allen for secretly checking his voicemail messages. Because he's the catch, not her. [Page Six]
· Elton John is planning to marry his longtime partner, David Furnish. Not in 11 states, mind you. Scoop]