Hey ladies, looking to date a powerful man who's a great public speaker and a burgeoning TV star?

Now's your chance! According to The Daily News, former punchline-turned-Democratic presidential hopeful (yes, there's a difference) Reverend Al Sharpton and his wife Kathy are ending their 24 year marriage. Reverend Sharpton will retain his last name; Kathy will do her best to retain her dignity.