Before we snicker at her stitched-up nipple one more time, let's allow Tara to reflect on her 29th birthday:

"I'm known as this retard... I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl. It hurts my feelings when you guys write stuff about me. It's not just me it affects everyone around me. I just want everyone to leave me alone let me graduate. It's like I'm in college and you guys won't let me get my degree."

Reid swears she has changed her wild ways: "I'm not crazy anymore. I'll be 29 on Monday and am celebrating at my mom's house in New Jersey. I didn't do anything. Paris seems to be able to move on from situations all the time, why can't I?"

Happy birthday, Retard.
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