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—Jim Belushi sues Catwoman for $4 million for a "campaign of harassment designed to drive him from his home." What's he going to do when the Joker moves in on the other side and he's completely outflanked by Batman villains?
—When we predicted that Paris Hilton would retaliate for Tara Reid's boob slip with a full-on beaver unveiling, we never dreamed Hilton would get around to it on the same night.
—"Hagman has stipulated that upon his death, he wants his body to be ground in a wood chipper and scattered in a field, where wheat is to be harvested for a cake to be eaten by his friends and family one year later."
—"Which tweeny-bopper matinee idol has been bopping more than just her Hollywood husband? Seems this small but mighty starlet is fulfilling computer nerd fantasies everywhere by laying members of the femme persuasion." The You Can't Make It Up blog gets in the on the blind-item fun.
—Coffee shop turf wars such as these never end well. Feelings are hurt, wounds reopened, and baristas are forced to choose sides. And we beg of you, please, no gunplay.