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—Madonna's opinions about Iraq count more than yours because she's famous and knows 72 names for God. Also, her manager quit.
—Kate Bosworth and Kirsten Dunst indulge in some subtly ironic smoking at a cancer benefit.
—Obvious for anyone whose name ends in "ilton": "The couple may not have been entirely sober when they swapped vows at 2:30 a.m. on Aug. 15 at Vegas Wedding Chapel."
—Two Minutes with Taylor Negron, Better Off Dead's creepy mailman.
—Maybe there was something to David Gest's headaches...