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Take refuge in the box office numbers that help you forget that when you woke up this morning, your wife was gone, and she didn't even have the courtesy to take the kids with her.

1. The Incredibles — $51 million
Disney and Pixar have become so confident after a second straight huge weekend at the box office that they've issued a press release requesting that all other studios postpone all of their new releases until after the holidays. A terrified, demoralized Paramount immediately capitulated, pushing back every scheduled film until Easter of 2006.

2. The Polar Express — $23.5 million
Director Robert Zemeckis forgot to put motion-capture sensors on the part of Tom Hanks' body that guarantees a $30 million opening. In fairness, no one's found that part since 2002.

3. After the Sunset — $11.5 million
Where does uber-hack Brett Ratner go next in his career? We've heard rumblings that he's planning to release a special edition of Citizen Kane in which he talks over the movie, explaining in meticulous detail how he would ruin each scene if he had a chance to direct it.

4. Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason —$8.9 million
Save $10: Renee Zellweger gains weight, mumbles through a British accent, and talks dirty to Colin Firth on a speakerphone. Final credits roll, and the only thing anyone can say is "I didn't think she looked that fat."

5. Seed of Chucky — $8.8 million
We're not entirely sure that this isn't a porno movie. And we don't plan on finding out whether or not Jennifer Tilly has sex with the Chucky doll. Some things are best left to the imagination.