We have a confession to make. Gawker HQ's televisions are often tuned to, um, real news. Yeah, even we have to turn off E! here and there and get some loving from CNN. So you can only imagine how hot we felt when the gang at American Morning read the following excerpt from a viewer letter:

"Kids in this day and age have no idea what terrorism truly is. In my time, terrorism was when your father came home, began talking with your mother, and started to remove his belt."

Happy Thanksgiving with love, from your friends in cable news.