· American Media bigwig David Pecker is going through employees' computers to find out who keeps sending anti-Bonnie Fuller missives to the gossip columns. C'mon, David, we LOVE getting the emails. Lighten up. [Page Six]
· We don't think mandatory therapy should be limited to just war reporters. [CSM]
· People's unfortunately-monickered gossip columnist Zorianna Kit has left the mag because she never "gelled." [Page Six]
· Conde Nasties get an Audi discount; toiling slaves cry at the uselessness of it all.
· Retiring NBC anchor Tom Brokaw doesn't want his retirement to be a big event; maybe he should've thought of that before he hosted his own 2-hour farewell special on Friday night. [Time]