Letter From The Editor: Come Look At Our New Slave!

Just in time for the sloshy holiday season, we're bringing back Guest Editor Matt Haber for an extended stint of packaging your bundles and bundling your packages. You may remember Matt from guest-editing Gawker when we recently traveled to Crawford, Texas. Well, we thought he was pretty good at spelling, so we decided, "Hey, why not make Matt come be our bitch?" You know — double the editors, double the, um, inanity! When he s not helping us hold up our merrily depressed heads, Matt will also be handling the heavy lifting, light dusting, and all of your gift-wrapping needs. And frankly, a little extra hetero-manpower never hurts around Gawker HQ.

As always, you can reach Matt (or me) at tips@gawker.com.