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—Oliver Stone was wary about casting Colin Farrell in Alexander, but then Farrell put on a cheap wig and got drunk and handsy with the director. The rest, as they say, is cinematic history.
—Lindsay Lohan loses her black AmEx card, but realizes she left it in a club's bathroom. We wonder how a credit card gets into a bathroom. Those NYC pay toilets must be really expensive!
—If you missed it last night, you have a second chance to watch Jeopardy know-it-all Ken Jennings prove he ain't so fuckin' smart after all. Anyone else still want to beat him up?
—Separated at birth: Paris Hilton and Shannen Doherty.
—TVGasm outs Alias' Victor Garber, if he wasn't already outed before. Who can follow anything on that show?