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—Is John Travolta on the verge of his third coming? If Jesus had been in Battlefield Earth, He'd have given up on the second coming.
—Cinemocracy remembers the story of the brave actors who stopped the city of Los Angeles from swallowing up Beverly Hills. Heroes all.
—"No, Johnson, I don't care if it's not a boot. Sew some fucking fur on it and get it into the store before we lose the ability to appall the public!"
—The folks at LA.com give birth to the ClothesHoarse blog, but we can't for the life of us figure out what it's about. Hold on, hot women in bikini tops? It's a blog about waitresses on the Strip! We're down for that.