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· Motley Crüe will announce their reunion for a world tour at a press conference in front of the Whisky A-Go-Go at around 5pm. Why not join them in totally unironic reminiscence of the finer moments from the "Smokin' in the Boys Room" and "Girls, Girls, Girls" videos?
· If the kind of desperate women likely to be fêting the Crüe's reunion tour aren't quire your speed, former Sex and the City writer Greg Behrendt discusses He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth To Understanding Guys, at Barnes and Noble in Santa Monica. Discuss the book now before it becomes a truly unbearable romantic comedy in the near future.
· And if the He's Just Not That Into You crowd is still too much for you, check out whoever's bought a ticket to see Kevin Spacey perform the songs of Bobby Darin at the Wiltern. Unfortunately, we can't recommend a slower crowd than this as there's no Golden Girls convention in town at the moment.