SPOILER ALERT! In a year-end finale so surprising it makes last season's O.C. cliffhanger look like Blue's Clues, we've gotten our sticky hands on the Times Book Review's Top 10 of 2004 and are shocked to report that the editors have included Philip Roth on their list JUST ONCE. We were certain he'd be simultaneously listed in three positions but, alas, the handjobs have ceased.

So, without further ado, the dazzling list to be featured in this Sunday's NYTBR:

Gilead - Marilynne Robinson

The Master - Colm Toibin

The Plot Against America - Philip Roth

Runaway - Alice Munro

Snow - Orhan Pamuk

War Trash - Ha Jin

Alexander Hamilton - Ron Chernow

Chronicles, Vol. 1 - Bob Dylan

Washington's Crossing - David Hackett Fischer

Will In The World - Stephen Greenblatt

What, no Citizen Girl? Rick Marin and the Styles gang will be heartbroken.