The New York Observer has a stocking stuffer for all you aspiring media machers: a clip-and-save cheat sheet for magazine and media company Christmas parties.

Wanna boogie with the cool kids from MTV Networks? Swing on by Hammerstein Ballroom on Dec. 9. BYOHI (Bring Your Own Health Insurance).

Hoping to catch one of those dewy Allure assistants under the mistletoe? Slip into the Slipper Room on Dec. 16. (You better shave.)

But if you really want to have a happy holiday, print out your funniest blog entries and check out The Onion's Christmas bash at North Six in in Williamsburg on Dec. 11. You might even get a job out of it! (Actually, no you won't. It's sold out, and you're not funny enough.)
Power Elves Party! [NY Observer]