Gawker T-Shirts: From Our Sweatshop To Your Stocking
Intending to have some Christmas swag for pals, we printed up a limited edition Gawker T-shirt. But we don't have any friends. So, instead, we're selling them off. They're 100% cotton, made by American Apparel, and we made our interns print the designs by hand over Thanksgiving. Just kidding—actually, we got a referral from Kathie Lee Gifford for a great sweatshop.
T-shirts are $20.00 each, and are perfect for preventing your breasts, should you have any, from spilling forth when posing on the red carpet.
Please be careful when purchasing that you choose the right color and size, as per our handy-dandy chart below—we're way too lazy to do returns, and we'll just make fun of your plaintive emails. While supplies last (not long, we only printed 144 of these). Note: sizes run small. XL is more like a normal men's large.
However, we totally do care about your privacy. All account information collected is kept confidential. We absolutely do not sell or trade email addresses or other private information.
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| Size | Men's Shirt: Asphalt | Men's Shirt: Olive |
| Medium: | Men's Med. Asphalt: SOLD OUT | Men's Med. Olive: SOLD OUT |
| Large: | Men's Large Asphalt | Men's Large Olive |
| X-Large: | Men's X-L Asphalt | Men's X-L Olive |
| Size | Women's Shirt: Asphalt | Women's Shirt: Olive |
| Small: | Women's Small Asphalt: SOLD OUT | Women's Small Olive: SOLD OUT |
| Medium: | Women's Med. Asphalt: SOLD OUT | Women's Med. Olive: SOLD OUT |
| Large: | Women's Large Asphalt: SOLD OUT | Women's Large Olive: SOLD OUT |
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Online shirt sales are temporarily closed. Please check back soon!
From the shirtmaker, here's a guide to sizing:
Women's.
Men's. We found them to be a little small per size; perhaps we've gotten fatter? But we recommend erring on the side of slightly too big, rather than small.
But whatever — you're all anorexic anyway.
