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This supposed, hatchet-burying epistle from former MPAA head/pirate-hunter-in-twilight Jack Valenti to longtime nemesis Oliver Stone is sure to provide pullquote fodder ("Brilliant!" "Engaging and enticing!" "ALEXANDER...hammered...with a bad rap!") for whatever advertising Warner Bros. wastes on Alexander as it fades away into the annals of epic flop history. We can't be sure that the letter is authentic, so click on the above image and enjoy with all of the healthy skepticism you'd reserve for anything signed by Hollywood's legendary, elf-harboring, buccaneer-baiting former chief lobbyist.