The Prime of Miss Jenna Bush
Finally, an answer to her father's important question: "Is our children learning?"
No, they are not: Jenna Bush to teach at Washington public school.
We can already picture first period: "All right, everybody. We're going to have some quiet personal study time because Miss Bush has a splitting headache again. If you don't have any work to do, you can just lay your head on your desk. I know I will."
Also, someone at Yahoo has a sense of humor, because this piece was posted in the "Entertainment" section.
Jenna Bush to teach at Washington public school [AFP, via Yahoo]