If the rubber-hose beating of "year end/best of" lists has driven you into glazy submission, sharpen your eyes with a picturegram contest developed by Andrew Krucoff in honor of the ladies who make the gossip pages our first stop in the morning (well, first after the bathroom). Decipher these brainless teasers correctly and win a year's free access to every Gawker Media website!

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Answers after the jump.

#1: Britney Spears Honeymoon

#2: Paris Hilton Sex Tapes

#3: Courtney Love Crack Beast

#4: Tara Reid's Nasty Nipple
Explanation: [Tear A : Reads : Nas tea : Nippon]

#5: Lindsay Lohan's Handbag
Explanation: [Lint (w/o t) Z(car) : Low(Library) Han (Solo) : Handbag]

Congratulations, you can now redeem your prize at any Gawker Media website.