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· The Five Stages of Life After Hearing That Jennifer Aniston Has Been Photographed Without Her Wedding Ring: 1. The Publicist Denial ; 2. Wanting to beat up Brad Pitt for being a lousy husband; 3. Resolving to hit on Aniston as a test of the strength of their marriage; 4. Why, Baby Jesus, why have you rent asunder this perfect celebrity union?; 5. Blowing your brains out before you have to read about a break-up in People. [third item]
· Clooney in a Fiat, Cattrall tea bagging, Hoffman making a mockery of The Graduate: The commercials that no one wants Americans to see. [via Fleshbot]
· Who needs CGI when you can stage a plane crash scene the old-fashioned way? Not Spielberg, that's who.
· The inevitable, fake Britney Spears MySpace profile.
· WBWSJPW? (What bra would Sara Jessica Parker wear?) [via Drunken Stepfather]