Exactly how does one write an AP headline like "Celebrities Among Victims of Tsunami" and sleep at night?

More importantly: since when are Oprah commentators and Sports Illustrated swimsuit models actual celebrities? When it comes to celebrity disaster reporting, I wanna see Courtney Love under Godzilla's left foot or an Olsen Twin under a house.

That being said, our sincere condolences go to director Richard Attenborough's family, whose statement said they "ask that the news media respect their need for privacy at this terrible time. None has anything further to add." Unlike other folks with overzealous PR people, not everyone has the sick inclination to spin disaster into free publicity.