Guest Editor: T Minus 2 = Get Laid Everyone!
I am stepping out of the royal we for a moment to remind you that it's still me, Andrew Krucoff, helming the S.S. Gawker and the iceberg ahead doesn't look very threatening. The regular editors are having a great time on vacation, the color is beginning to return to their cheeks, and Jessica is back to her fighting weight. They are primed to kick the living shit out of 2005 when they resume duty here on Monday. Until then, heads down, chins up, and more rock.