· Remember that New Year's resolution you had to be more artsy? Realize what a stupid idea that was by indulging in some nonsensical short films at the Museum of Modern Art, 8pm. [MoMA]
· We have no idea what an "illustrated production" of a stage play might involve, but this one has to do with Mae West so it could be interesting. [TONY]
· Watch Jeremy Piven star in Fat Pig, a play about a bachelor who falls for an overweight woman. Or, save a few bucks and rent Shallow Hal. [WUNY]