The Agent Dance: UTA Takes A Hit

We apologize if we're spoiling anyone's breakfast burrito by discussing movement in the world of agents this early, but UTA bigshot Adam Isaacs has bolted the agency for the chum-rich waters of Endeavor's shark tank. In classic agent defection style, he's hiding most of his clients (including Kiera Knightley, Matt LeBlanc, and Helena Bonham Carter) under his coat and running for daylight. You can't see Official Agent Dance mascot/Endeavor partner Ari Emanuel's hands in his picture, but he's applying "the shocker" to a stuffed moose toy wearing a tiny UTA t-shirt and cackling with delight.