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The punishing combination of unforgiving deadlines and crippling grief over the separation of Hollywood's Favorite Couple has obviously driven the entire Star editing staff to suicide, leaving the operation defenseless against a takeover by careless, zombie proofreaders.

UPDATE:Some of you pointed out the incredibly ironic presence of one of our OWN typos. Silly, hypocritical Defamer! There are more where that came from. The zombies will not stop at Star.

A couple of readers also suggested that Star's editors were using additional e's to stand in for umlauts. You are charitable people. The last time we checked, HTML is perfectly capable of rendering umlauts. Watch the umlaut madness: M tley Cr e. We hate to divulge those kinds of trade secrets, especially when doing so might forestall the magazine's eventual shift to an entirely phonetic spelling system.

Related: Brad and Jen's Seperation [sic.] Anxiety [Gawker]