· After 32 years, William Safire says goodbye to his home on the right side (both literally and figuratively) of the Times op-ed page. Weirdly, he doesn't close with "Safire—Out!" [NYT]

· Pissing in his colleagues' pool for at least the next ten years, William Safire reveals the tricks and cheats of the op-ed game. This is a clip-and-save for sure. [NYT]

· Winners and Losers, according to William Safire. Man, this guy is prolific. [NYT]

· William Safire does his cover of "To All the Girls I've Loved Before" as an encore. Cut the mic. This farewell karaoke party is over! [NYT]

· William Safire on annus horriblis, which is latin for "a year of columns" in one day. Yes, William Safire "saved Latin!" What did you ever do? [NYT Magazine]