· HotelChatter interviews the doormen at Schrager's trendier-than-thou Hudson Hotel and, while they're happy to help you find porn and cigarettes, they draw the line at fetching your nose candy. [HotelChatter]
· Because there's no way you're getting your sweetheart a Valentine's Day table at Masa this late in the game, you might as well get her a teddy bear that says, "Shit Bitch You Is Fine." [ShitBitchBear]
· We're hearing that Tara Reid's premiere party for Alone In The Dark, held at Quo, had a media blackout. Hmm, wonder why?
· All of you ambitious design kids looking to get a foot in the door should be flocking to this unnamed Brooklyn boutique, where interns are "unpaid, but sometimes we will buy you coffee." [Craigslist]
· Houston mayor Bill White keeps the censorship torch alive, ordering that Jenna Jameson's autobiography, How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, be removed from public library shelves. [Houston Chronicle]
· San Francisco and Los Angeles restaurant Luna Park announces its impending presence on the Lower East Side; rumors swirl of rail-blowing at the West Coast locations. [ToTC]