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Page Six continues its recent love affair with the world of ten-percenters, coyly withholding the name of a William Morris agent that's all but signed over his soul to the House that Ovitz Built:

A week ago, the head of William Morris' TV directors department, Steve Glick, left for ICM, and now we hear Wiatt is having late-night meetings with one of his protégés who is on the verge of bolting for CAA. "The meetings have been very tense," said a spy. The protégé begged us to withhold his name, so we are, but he should stop telling everyone in L.A. he has already made the CAA deal.

Wiatt and William Morris are really going to have to step up if they want to stop hemorrhaging employees—we hear that CAA just received a fresh shipment of fat, Guatemalan babies with which to lure away competition hungry for better infant-eating perks.