'Observer': Eden Gets Some Gurley Action
In this week's New York Observer, George Gurley jilts longtime love Ann Coulter for his new dream girl, our old pal Dawn Eden. Reporting on the brouhaha over Eden's firing from The New York Post, Gurley positively swoons:
When I first got to know Dawn Eden, I didn t know what to make of her. She d been raised as a reformed Jew, turned Christian in her late 20 s, calling herself "a Jew who s accepted Jesus as the Messiah," and was fired from this liberal city s most right-wing paper for being... too right-wing. Was she a martyr or a nut case with serious issues? The coolest chick in New York City or the biggest nerd? A budding public intellectual or just a girl with a blog and a plump rump?
Can't she be all those things, George? She is large: she contains multitudes.
Gurley also declares Eden "my idea of perfection: She was pretty, witty, vivacious, a real character with impeccable taste and conservative. (Blog away, liberal assholes! You re on the wrong side of history!)"
'Blog away'? 'Assholes'? 'Wrong side'? Hold on while we consult our Subtext Dictionary.
