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Wherein we invite our readers to pull on a loose thread of verbiage and unravel the prose-sweater knitted by humpy E! gossip tailor Ted Casablanca and guess the identity of his weekly blind item. This week, Ted uncorks a filthy tale of high-wattage infidelity, served with a side of salad-tossing. Sail into the uncharted waters of One Bottom-Line Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "More to my liking—and yours, too, I have the feeling—would be Charisma Boom's new, low-lyin', get-down hobbies, which include (1) cheating on her impossibly dorky significant other (who's been stepping out on C.B. for, like, ages now) and (2) partaking in an activity you might want to make sure comes nowhere near your burrito supreme dinner from Baja Fresh. Let's back up—as it were." Read the item.

UPDATE: You say: Your answers are posted!