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· Check out "Hearts Aflame: An Evening of Love and Hate Letters, 18th Century Missives to 21st Century E Mails" at the M Bar. Enjoy cocktails and dinner, an entertaining reading of the aforementioned missives and e-mails by actors like Joey Slotnick and Julie Warner, then retire to your bachelor pad for all the ass you can handle.
· Head out to CineSpace, where the cliché dinner and a movie becomes a little less clichéd at a screening of Casablanca. Here's looking at you, kid, looking up at yourself getting laid on the mirrored ceiling over your bed.
· Celebrate the holiday at the the Erotic Museum, where wine will be served amidst all things sex-related. If you and your date aren’t already doing it, you will be by the end of the night.
·' Follow dinner and drinks with a trip up to Mulholland Drive (but beware road closings) for some good, old fashioned "parking." Nostalgia is hot these days, and your companion might even think it’s romantic instead of a cynical play for a Valentine's Day hummer while overlooking our city's breathtaking vistas.

[*For legal reasons, we can't guarantee that you'll get laid.]