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· The Writers Bloc throws literary stars Andrew Sean Greer (writer of The Confessions of Max Tivoli) and Dan Handler (the man behind the Lemony Snicket industry) together in a room at the Skirball Cultural Center and lets them fight to the death. OK, it's possible that no deathmatch will transpire, but for $20, we at least want some blood spilled.
· Director Peter Bogdanovich does the Q&A thing following a screening of the Mask director's cut at the ArcLight. Obvious question to ask the director: Who spent longer in the make-up trailer, Eric Stoltz or Cher?
· Writer Koren Zailckas signs Smashed: Story of a Drunk Girlhood at Book Soup. There is no truth to the rumor that "Koren Zailckas" is Tara Reid's pen name. For all we know, Reid is functionally illiterate.