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April Florio, the Maxim girl who was photographed with Brad Pitt in Greece, is clearly confused about the standard Hollywood "obscure model has sex with A-list movie star in exchange for fleeting notoriety" transaction:

The full-lipped model who spent three days with Brad Pitt in Greece last August now says, "He tried to kiss me, but I shied away."

The two met again, Florio claims: twice in L.A., and once here in New York - after Pitt paid for her plane ticket.

"He was attracted to me," Florio tells the mag, adding that Pitt admired her derrière. "We drank wine and chatted." When Pitt made advances, she claims, "He was shocked [at her rebuff]. He asked me why. ...I told him...I did not want to get involved with someone in the industry."

Has anyone ever received more press for supposedly not fucking Brad Pitt? (Angelina Jolie doesn't count for obvious reasons.) At least Florio's story sounds implausible enough that we don't have to worry about the industry's entire fame-making social contract being overcome by cockteasing anarchy.