· For gay men and the straight women who love them: Playgirl throws a party at Webster Hall, complete with free smut mags, DVDS, and sex toys. You know you want to and for once, we're not judging. [Webster Hall]
· If Hollywood money makes you powerful, then Dreamworks co-founder David Geffen (worth a cool $4.4 billion, according to Forbes) is probably pretty important. Plus, he's Jewish! Go to the 92nd Street Y and listen to him declare ownership of the universe. [92Y]
· Miami rockers L-D Section I claim to be a "company that sees no distinction between art and commerce — or anything else." How intriguingly vague! Expect the art and business kids (we guess?) to be out in full force for their show tonight at the Mercury Lounge. [flavorpill]