Friday:
 · Insert "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" joke here: Charlie Murphy, Donnell Rawlings, and the rest of the Chapelle's Show crew (minus Dave himself) kick off a three night stint at Caroline's. [Caroline's]
· Multi-lingual electro trop-rockers Brazilian Girls aren't Brazilian, and only 1/4 of the band is actually female. Oh, those crazy kids and their ironic band names! Art For Progress hosts a record listening party for them at Mundial tonight. [AFP]
Saturday:
 · Got nothing to do today? As in, really got absolutely nothing to do today? Head on over to the Directors Guild of America Theater for DocuDay. For $55, you can watch every single documentary nominated for an Academy Award this year. Screenings start at 9am and end a million years later. [flavorpill]
· The lady who killed the Beatles (Yoko) performs a benefit concert with the boy almost killed by Bijou (Sean) to save the club almost killed by rising rent and faulty pipe lines (Tonic). [Tonic]
Sunday:
 · Newest post-punk "It" band Bloc Party attempt to make the trannies dance at Motherfucker's President's Day Freak Out. The free Red Bull and vodka between 10-11 shouldn't hurt. [Roxy]