This image was lost some time after publication.

· Amy Sacco may want her A-list patrons to feel at home at Bungalow 8, but pity those who live in the London Terrace Towers, where Sacco's new restaurant Bette is being constructed — a gas leak in Bette has forced some residents to rip apart their kitchens in order to replace gas pipes. [Page Six]
· The Oscar after-party report: everyone is fabulous, and you're not. [Lowdown]
· Do try to stop by the Times Square Virgin Records today — Jennifer Lopez will be signing copies of her new album, and PETA will be staging "Phase One" of a massive campaign launched against the furry singer. Expect lots of screaming and horrifying videos! Free red paint for everyone! [Scoop]
· Tom Cruise stops in at the Vanity Fair bash to say hello to former beard Penelope Cruz. [R&M]
· Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will soon be reunited, as the two will have to do some reshoots on their upcoming film, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Which means lots of celebrity weekly insinuation to come! Hurrah! [Page Six]