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Wherein we invite our readers to print out a copy of humpy E! gossip medium Ted Casablanca's online column, soak the page in a bubbling cauldron, and deeply inhale the resulting dishy vapors to divine the identity of his weekly blind item. Toil and trouble over One Derailed Diva Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Shrill-ella Devil is roundly hated by most Hollywood folks. And those who don't loathe her simply don't think of her. All the while, Ms. D., who likes to hang with the best of 'em (thanks to her tony day gig and hairdo), actually thinks people aren't laughing at her. But they are. Consistently. Behind her designer-dud-wearing back." Read the item.

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