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· Lizzie Grubman continues to drum up buzz for her upcoming MTV reality show, Power Girls, by disparaging practically everyone and revealing that she is little more than a "professional ass-kisser." We couldn't have said it better ourselves. [ELK]
· Our perma-tan brother to the left is desperately trying to sell out. Should anyone be interested in his "talents" and "services," we here at Gawker would like to attest to his complete inability to bathe. [Lowdown (2nd item)]
· Bad news for all you strange Gates-ophiles: Christo and Jeanne-Claude will not sell off parts of their project, which means you'll have to go back to planning your yard around a gazebo instead. [Page Six]
· More speculation on the closeted sexuality of Anderson Cooper — this time, he's pissed off Michael Musto, who just wants Andy to come out and play. [Gatecrasher]
· There's something about John Randolph Hearst's divorce and his fondness for his nurse, but we can't read anything that involves using "Bunky" as a proper noun. [R&M]
· Because the Hilton sisters are completely retarded, Nicky Hilton lost her cell phone at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Never, ever give these girls your number. [Page Six]