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Color us surprised, and very, very afraid, for Rosie O'Donnell has joined the ranks of celebrity bloggers. We were skeptical at first, but as TV Tattle notes, the blog is linked on O'Donnell's home page. Also disturbing: Every post falls somewhere between stream of consciousness and haiku:

george o'dowd
wrote a new book
i am cast as a villian
a pottery barn lesbian
not quite gay enough

howard stern reads this blog
that may not seem odd to u - but it is to me
now i want it to be brilliant

We're not sure that the world is ready for this kind of direct line to a former talk show host's inner monologue. Maybe we can persuade Sally Jessy Raphael to start one, just so we can get our feet wet, but we bet the sound of a plastic surgeon's bone saw is probably pretty difficult to translate to a blog.