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· Ex Talking Head and current pointy head David Byrne tries to put Microsoft's software to its first non-evil use with I Heart PowerPoint, his presentation of his 2003 book project, Envisioning Emotional Epistemological Information at the Hammer Museum tonight.
· At last, the perfect fusion of short attention spans and laughter: The Egyptian hosts comedy shorts, including Gay Pimp Daddy - Looking Cute and F***ing Hollywood
 · Phyllis Diller signs Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy at the Barnes and Noble in the Westside Pavilion. Please, God, let Phyllis Diller still be alive.
· Robyn Hitchcock is at Largo. If you're unsure of who he is, don't even think of attending. You'll be beaten to death with vinyl by true fans.