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As the whole world probably knows by now, the "secret" press and record company showcase for Coldplay's new album at the Troubadour tonight has now become something less than secret, as the venue is announcing on their website that tickets are available to the public starting at 5 pm. If you're planning on being a part of the enormous mob that's certain to descend on the club any minute now, and are lucky enough to score a ticket, don't forget to bring your CDs, 8x10 glossies, and retardedly-named celebrity babies for the band to sign.