· Welsh fake ghetto rap crew Goldie Lookin' Chains scored their breakout single with "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do." Headz up, Fiddy and Game. They bring the ruckus with Stanford pretty boy MC Lars tonight at Mercury Lounge. [flavorpill]
· Demetri Martin wants to make you laugh and, if he doesn't, he might cut you. He won the Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Theater Festival, so we assume there'll be no need for violence. He performs tonight at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater. [Upcoming]
· Coldplay JV squad Embrace bring their, um, Coldplay-esque sound tonight to Bowery Ballroom. The lead singer's kid is named Orangina, too. We're not kidding. But oh, how we wish we were. [BB]